Ivan & Michael are For Sale

About Us

Ivan: Not my given name, but one I prefer going by, and may eventually become my legal one. You’ll also occasionally hear me referred to as the Artist, mostly by Michael. I’m a pre-everything transman, and I’ll thank you kindly if you keep to my preferred pronouns and name, being he/him/his/Ivan/etc. If I find you attractive, I’ll probably have sex with you, regardless of any other factors, though I lean heavily towards attraction to male-bodied individuals. I’m easily one of the most offensive people I know, and if I knew how to fix that, I still probably wouldn’t. I’m a starving artist extraordinaire, and aspiring to be a freelance illustrator. I’m also a huge theatre-geek. Transphobic environment keeps me from being myself, but expect my appearance to go through some changes once I move; we’re trying to get the hell out of where we are, to a friendlier place, so we can have a bit of breathing room. Roleplaying, playing video games, and fantasizing about Andrew Scott random shit happen to be counted among my myriad collection of useless skills. I like tea and coffee, music, bandages, sex, the human body, arcades, some really dark shit, and the word fuck. I like to think of myself as very open and down to earth. If you’re interested, I run several blogs here on Tumblr, namely my main, my personal, my art, and my store. If you’ve got any other questions, drop me a line in the old ask box.

-Ivan

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Michael: Not my given, either. Not even if I had been born a boy. Mom always figured she’d have called me Wesley if I had been a boy, but Ivan had other things in mind, declaring that I should be Michael. I was cool with this, because I really fucking love the name Michael, and so here I am. Unlike Ivan, I could care less which pronoun you decide to call me by and you probably wont ever see my face on here (unless Ivan slips a post past me or if ever/whenever I make it the the post-op stage of my life). I started out wanting to be an artist, a Graphic Designer to be precise, but it didn’t work out (at least not yet?) and so now I’m about to attempt being a Scopist, because, well, the pay’s good and I can do it at home. I don’t have a cute little shop like Ivan, but I do make bead bracelets, if you’re interested in that! My main’s here if anyone’s interested, though to be honest I don’t use it much anymore. I hate tea and coffee, but the rest of Ivan’s list pretty much applies to me. No sex for you though- I’m hopelessly loyal to my Artist. 

-Michael